Here are nine Mortal Kombat X brutalities all at once, don’t barf

While there are “over 100″ brutalities in April’s Mortal Kombat X, developer NetherRealm shared just nine of them in its streaming reveal of the feature yesterday. Instead of sifting through all that video we’ve decided that, in true Mortal Kombat fashion, brutalities are best consumed in as over-the-top format as we could conjure up. Not in serial but in parallel.

All. At. Once.

So feast your delicate sensibilities on the following nine gory GIFs.

Eww.

*Deleted scene from Big Trouble in Little China

What is even happening here? Are those bees? This is like that scene in My Girl

It’s like a blood Koosh ball.

Bread knife? More like … dead knife, eh? No?

“Here, hold this.”

“Here, hold this too.”

Good balance!

Got a real beach volleyball thing going on here.