South Park: The Stick of Truth – Achievement List

This is a full list of all 50 achievements worth a total of 1000 GamerScore available in South Park: The Stick of Truth.


Achievement List

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New Kid On The Block|You have joined the KKK.|15
First Day in South Park|You completed your first day in South Park.|15
KKK Hero|You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.|30
Elven Hero|You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.|30
Nonconformist|You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.|15
Gingivitis|Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.|15
Day Walker|You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.|15
Made This for You|You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.|15
Inside Joke|While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.|15
Are We Cool?|You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.|15
Parkeologist|You opened all of the garages in South Park.|15
For the Hoarder|You completed the game without selling any items.|15
Face Hoff|You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.|15
Truth to Power|You farted on four major authority figures.|15
Irritable Bowels|You shat your pants during a boss battle.|15
Acceptance|You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.|15
Dog Whistle|You’ve farted on a dog while in gnome form.|15
Dragon Wrath|You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.|15
Two Girls, One Stick|You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.|15
Just Saying Hi|You’ve farted on every buddy in the game.|15
Re-Buttal|You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.|15
Heisenberg|You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.|15
Outpatient|You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.|15
Perverted|You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.|15
Shutout|You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.|15
Stay Down|You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.|15
Avenger|You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.|15
No Child Left Behind|You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.|15
Poco Chinpoko|You collected 5 Chinpokomon.|15
Chinpoko loco|You collected 15 Chinpokomon.|30
Chinpokolypse|You collected all of the Chinpokomon.|75
Daddy Issues|You befriended your father.|15
More Popular Than Jesus|You made friends with half of South Park.|30
More Popular Than John Lennon|Everyone in South Park is your friend.|75
Junk Peddler|You sold 300 junk items.|15
Stick Savior|You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.|25
Ass of Fire|You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman’s Ass.|15
Canadian Handshake|You’ve farted on people 100 times.|15
Animal Cruelty|You’ve farted on animals 25 times.|15
Pulling Mud|In three separate battles, you’ve taken a shit in your pants.|15
Shopaholic|You have collected half of the available costume sets.|15
Clothes Whore|You’ve collected all of the available costumes.|75
Too Far|You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.|15
Friends in Strange Places|You befriended both crab people and gnomes.|15
Weapon Proficiency|Over the course of the game, you’ve scored 100 perfect attacks.|15
Skilled Defender|Over the course of the game, you’ve blocked 100 attacks.|15
You bastards!|You’ve let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.|15
Mastery|You’ve unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.|15
Make it Rain!|You’ve spent $500.|15
Full Arsenal|You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.|15

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Enjoy and good luck!